Capitalism Demythified

The Republicans are the greedy hubby who insisted on a pre-nup. The Democrats are the wife with a big heart who spends too much. She points out that the kids need new shoes, grandma needs medicine and the dog needs dental implants. But hubby doesn't give a hoot. All that matters to him is building up his bank account, which, incidentally, is NOT a joint account. They live in a heavily mortgaged home on the San Avarice fault line.